The 4 Stages of Being Laid Off
Stage 1: Shock
Stage 2: Denial
Ha ha, this is funny actually. I'm fine, I'm totally FUCKING ok with it, really. And here's a huge dumb smile to prove it.
Stage 3: Anger
They took THEM and not ME? The guy who's late every day and just missed two days in a row?? And the guy who's slow as molasses and hits on everything with tits?? Ok...That's bullshit. Fuck them, fuck everyone.
Stage 4: Despair
I cannot cry here, I cannot cry here. Hold it for the bathroom. I'm so humiliated. I'm such a loser *cries*.
Posted at 03:40 pm by Nightbird